CHIEF LOUD STRAIN REVIEWS are a collection of reviews on the loudest, tastiest, and healthiest cannabis within the sativia, indica, ruderalis, and hybrid families.  KNOW WHAT YOU CHIEF!



Harlequin is a mild sativa dominant strain. These flowers smell like roasted nuts and chocolate with undertones of citrus and pine. This higher CBD (Cannabinol ) strain will leave users feeling mellow with mild relaxation of both body and mind, and the ability to focus.

Blue Dream


Blue Dream is a hybrid success! Haze and Blueberry strains had a baby, and it was a sweet, fruity smelling dream come true! This strain was successfully bred to be the best of both worlds. The sativa effect strikes immediately with clear cerebral euphoria before it settles, nicely, into total body relaxation. This pain and tension relieving strain is most often described as a sativa-dominant hybrid.



Godfather OG


Godfather OG is an indica dominant strain crossed from OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple that is known to promote sleep. These flowers smell earthy like pine and citrus with subtle undertones of grape. This strain is known to relieve pain and tension while leaving users feeling extreme relaxation and an uplifted mood


Gorilla Glue #4

Gorilla Glue #4 Chief Loud 

Gorilla Glue #4 is a potent hybrid strain that won 1st place in the 2014 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup. This chunky, conic, crystal-covered strain flowers in 56 to 60 days, and is said to come from Chemsis, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel.


ChiefLoud Snowcap

Is A West Cost strain that has quite a legacy for itself, Snowcap is a potent sativa with a nice lemony scent with a hint of menthol flavor. The cerebral effects  should trigger creativity and happiness, and most of the time a case of the giggles. Snowcap is believed to be a hybrid of Humbolt Snow and an unknown Haze, the poorly documented genetic history leaves some mystery surrounding Snowcap. One thing consumers will agree on is the all-around flavor and potency of this robust strain. It should leave you feeling Uplifted, Happy, Energetic, Euphoric and Creative. Also used Medically for Stress ,Depression, Pain, and Fatigue and is known to also work for lack of appetite.


Star Master Kush

Star Master Kush is an indica-dominant hybrid strain from the gardens of Zion Cannabis in Portland, Oregon. A complex tangle of award-winning genetics, Star Master Kush descends from Sensi Star, Medicine Man, Master Kush, and Platinum Kush. This fruity-scented indica packs a punch, with fast-acting and long-lasting effects that may overwhelm the novice consumer. Hypnotic euphoria invites sleepiness over time, making this strain a preferred choice for evening use.

Buddha Tahoe

ChiefLoud Buddha Tahoe

Buddha Tahoe is what you get when Big Buddha Seeds reverses Cali Connection’s Tahoe OG Kush to create their own rendition of this indica staple. Like its OG ancestors, Buddha Tahoe maintains a zesty lemon and earthy hash aroma typical of kush varieties. Potent and long-lasting, Buddha Tahoe launches you into to the highest level of cerebral euphoria which won this strain 3rd place in the 2011 High Times Cannabis Cup.


ChiefLoud Clementine 

Clementine is a sweet, citrus flavored sativa hybrid that combines Tangie with Lemon Skunk genetics. The concentrated live resin of Clementine from Crocket Family Farms took home 2nd Place for the Best Sativa Concentrate at the 2015 Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

Hawaiian Dream

ChiefLoud Hawaiian Dream

Hawaiian Dream is an uplifting sativa strain that crosses Blue Dream with a Hawaiian variety. Though some renditions of this strain have a THC-dominant chemical profile, Hawaiian Dream is best known for its high CBD content which is often twice as abundant as its THC. Patients look to this high-CBD sativa to remedy pain, inflammation, and anxiety without physical heaviness or a foggy head.

Bhang Strawberry Diesel

ChiefLoud Bhang Strawberry Diesel

Strawberry Diesel by Bhang is a hybrid strain that has been processed into a variety of oil-based products compatible with the Bhang Stick portable vaporizer. The oils are free of glycerin, glycol, and additives, and stay true to Strawberry Diesel’s uplifting and euphoric effects.

Bhang’s Pure Oil Strawberry Diesel is a CO2 extract made with the experienced user in mind, with a potency that ranges from 50-65% THC. For the novice, Bhang’s All Natural Strawberry Diesel is a coconut oil-infused blend with a potency range of 25-35% THC. Each product is batch tested, so consult the product’s label for an exact description of its cannabinoid content.

Pineapple Purps

ChiefLoud Pineapple Purps

Pineapple Purps is a sativa-dominant strain that is rarely found but always cherished by those looking for strains with a high THCV cannabinoid profile. THCV, a compound known to block panic attacks, reduce Parkinson’s tremors, and suppress the appetite, is typically only found in trace amounts in most cannabis, but Pineapple Purps is a special variety that can express a THC:THCV ratio of 3:1. This strain is highly psychoactive and energetic, but its effects generally won’t last as long as low-THCV varieties. 


Thor's Hammer

ChiefLoud Thor's Hammer

Thor’s Hammer by SnowHigh Seeds is an uplifting sativa strain that combines genetics from Vortex, Cinderella 99, and Acapulco Gold. Like a bolt of lightning commanded by the Norse god himself, Thor’s Hammer delivers an electrifying blast of cerebral energy that awakens creativity and motivation. Its lightweight body effects make this strain a great choice for daytime use, and patients needing to crush fatigue and depression like the giants of Jotunheimr will likely find Thor’s Hammer to be the perfect weapon. You may also find a genetic variant of Thor's Hammer from Alaska that instead combines God Bud and Sour Diesel in a more balanced indica-sativa hybrid cross.